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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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My daughter: Why did the pig cross the road?

Me: Why?

Daughter: OK it doesn't have to be a pig.

Me: Ok

Daughter: It could be any farm animal

Me: Ok

Daughter: Anyway they crossed the road cause they were mad Barnes and Noble wasn't a real barn. Also, they were at a Barnes and Noble at the start of the joke

Guill.Jones, Honorary Canadian

@geekysteven
Your daughter is already displaying mad comedy chopz, Steven.
How old is this budding comic?