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My daughter: Why did the pig cross the road?
Me: Why?
Daughter: OK it doesn't have to be a pig.
Me: Ok
Daughter: It could be any farm animal
Me: Ok
Daughter: Anyway they crossed the road cause they were mad Barnes and Noble wasn't a real barn. Also, they were at a Barnes and Noble at the start of the joke
@geekysteven
Your daughter has a potential career in stand-up.
@geekysteven Seems logical.
Move over, John Mulaney. This kid has talent!
@geekysteven if some kid told me this joke in person I would be on the floor for a few minutes I think. exactly my kind of humor lmao
A modern classic in the making. <3
@geekysteven
Your daughter is already displaying mad comedy chopz, Steven.
How old is this budding comic?
@geekysteven I aspire to this level of wit.
Your daughter is the next Suzie Eddie Izzard is what I'm getting from all this. 
@geekysteven You just made me tear up missing when our kiddo would come out with something wonderful like that. Thank you 
@geekysteven Clear dad potential.
@geekysteven this is good
@geekysteven 10/10. No notes.