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& G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Sunday is dull & very wet here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire.

It’s Mrs S’s birthday so we’re off to Harrogate to Bettys Tea Rooms for her birthday treat. (Part 1)

Enjoying an episode of Father Brown with my coffee before getting ready to go out.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks

@MAJ1

HBD Mrs S from bonnie aberdeen.

getting flat decorated.

so not a peaceful sunday at chez paul's.

@MAJ1

Alt text wonky.

Exposed lath.

Plasterboard that won't fit in car. We cut it up and luckily it did not rain.

Strawberry on ground.

Stork in nest.

@amiserabilist We had a near death experience transporting a too large piece of plasterboard, cutting it up was eminently sensible!

You keep your larch to yourself - the nerve of some folk wandering around with their lath exposed!!

I’m assuming that you hired the stork because you couldn’t afford a crane for your home improvements?

@MAJ1

haha,

i got windows and floors to stop draught but it is still coming through the walls.

my mate is doing the work part time, so will be on the sofa till friday night.

i could stay at friends but that is too much of an imposition.

the stork is advertising stork roofing.

we had to detour as they shut the main road and turned town into a low emission zone.

@amiserabilist Ah I had a right job fighting the drafts in our house - I wish you luck with the renovations - I hope they all go to plan!

I like my version of the stork better 😆

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Herons, Storks and Cranes – Aren’t They All the Same?

Long legs, long necks, and long bills – surely Herons, Storks, and Cranes must all be a part of the same family? As much as they may appear to be relatives, the short answer is that they actually come from three separate families. The morphological difference may seem to be subtle on the surface, but the other key features become more recognizable as you become aware of them. I recently provided a few tips to distinguish between Swifts, Swallows, and Martins and a good suggestion came up to do the same for these three bird families.

blog.londolozi.com/2022/05/26/

Blog · Herons, Storks and Cranes - Aren't They All the Same? - Londolozi BlogAn African Safari blog which features news on leopards, lions, elephants, our camps as well as the rest of the Big 5 on Londolozi Game Reserve, bordering the Kruger National Park.

@amiserabilist Who knew!

You are the Fediverse’s very own Wikipedia my friend!

@MAJ1

Crazylegs Crane (E01/16) - Life With Feather HD

youtube.com/watch?v=NtYdwm5M_2

if i have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of google.

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i am also getting it wrong and have got detention 3x

e.g. beige.party/@glasspusher/11421

@glasspusher

every day is a school day.

@amiserabilist @MAJ1 you wanna fuck with the eagles, you gotta learn how to fly

@glasspusher

i love that i found out this comes from ...heathers!

i have not seen it.

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