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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@amiserabilist We had a near death experience transporting a too large piece of plasterboard, cutting it up was eminently sensible!

You keep your larch to yourself - the nerve of some folk wandering around with their lath exposed!!

I’m assuming that you hired the stork because you couldn’t afford a crane for your home improvements?