Asking the Jehovah's witness at my door if this is one of them sex cults and then getting sullen and disappointed when they say no
@geekysteven Do you reply with "Bummer. You kind of looked like sex cult types and got me all excited." just to watch them squirm?
@geekysteven Also a good one: If memory serves, I think it was George Bernard Shaw who, when people showed up at his door identifying themselves as Jehova's witnesess said:
'Ah! I am Jehova! How are we doing?'
I was once coming out of the shower and when I noticed it was JWs at the door I answered it without any clothes on.
@geekysteven Good one. I just tell them I didn't see the accident.
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I invited the guy that kept coming to my door in. He was 17. his girlfriend had dumped him. He "witnessed" me to get the necessary hours he needed while other witnesses sat in a van outside.
After that work he would show me his artwork, and we'd play wii boxing for a while.
He lent me some of the books they use that they weren't supposed to show anyone. I lost a book. He got in trouble. I didn't mean to lose it, felt bad.
..They made him move to a place in africa. He went.
@geekysteven
a couple of times he brought one of those "fire & brimstone" old men with him.
When the old guy got talking, I would respond by playing roots reggae music and share with him the lyrics and talk about how they might or might not relate to his talks.... he stopped coming.
I went to easter mass ONCE. I drank from the wine cup. Apparently a big no-no.
They do not come around anymore.
I always wondered what happened to that kid though. He was cool.
@geekysteven Jehovah's voyeur.