I knew someone was such a flounce
whenever they fancied a bounce
They’d take off their knickers
apply market stickers
and then sell it to folk by the ounce
This is possibly the first time I’ve ever awakened with a limerick in my head. It could be because yesterday, I briefly pondered whether I should try my hand at them. The ADHD brain is a wonderful, terrible thing.
@adhdeanasl
There once was a man called Dean
Whose poetry had to be seen
It came to his head
Whilst he was in bed
And now he's a writing machine!
@RolloTreadway Not gonna lie, I’m surprised you didn’t use “ween”