beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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I knew someone was such a flounce
whenever they fancied a bounce
They’d take off their knickers
apply market stickers
and then sell it to folk by the ounce

This is possibly the first time I’ve ever awakened with a limerick in my head. It could be because yesterday, I briefly pondered whether I should try my hand at them. The ADHD brain is a wonderful, terrible thing.

@adhdeanasl
There once was a man called Dean
Whose poetry had to be seen
It came to his head
Whilst he was in bed
And now he's a writing machine!

ADHDean

@RolloTreadway Not gonna lie, I’m surprised you didn’t use “ween”