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I knew someone was such a flounce
whenever they fancied a bounce
They’d take off their knickers
apply market stickers
and then sell it to folk by the ounce
This is possibly the first time I’ve ever awakened with a limerick in my head. It could be because yesterday, I briefly pondered whether I should try my hand at them. The ADHD brain is a wonderful, terrible thing.
@adhdeanasl Oooh! That's neat. I woke up with Rod Stewart in my head. Again.
@mdmrn I’ll be posting the music I woke with in a separate toot. It’s a twofer. A tootfer.
@adhdeanasl Excellent!!
@mdmrn @adhdeanasl sometimes I question the sanity of my subconscious, I like some of the tunes that I wake up to, but then there's the days with Baby Shark stuck on repeat. 
@OneStone @adhdeanasl Ooof. I hear you. Could always be worse.
@mdmrn @adhdeanasl Limericks or Rod Stewart would be nice. I woke up from a dream that I got the news a friend had unalived himself, and as I was sobbing in the dream, I found out that his sister had told everyone he was gone so that she could show him the devastated messages from friends and family and hopefully get him out of depression. I woke up both devastated and furious.
@courtcan @adhdeanasl Ugh, that's rough. I've woken up with dreams that were scary, sad, etc. But largely don't remember much. Instead, what I almost ALWAYS wake up to is some random song my brain decides to play that morning. It's like a mental alarm clock that's a radio station that my subconscious picked for me
A dream where a friend unalives
Is bounden to give me the hives.
I'm mad at his sister--
I'd punch & not miss her--
My mood's surely in a nosedive.
Have I told you lately that I'm anxious?
@courtcan @adhdeanasl Me to Me to Myself: "Have I told you lately that I'm anxious?"
Me: "Always."
@mdmrn @adhdeanasl "Always. And I don't wanna talk about it!" 
@adhdeanasl @mdmrn I generally agree! And I did just use "to kill oneself" in another post about an anti-Valentine.
In this case, I started out not using it because...I don't know why. I guess out of fear of causing offense. 
But then I kept using "unalive" because it made the limerick work.
@adhdeanasl
There once was a man called Dean
Whose poetry had to be seen
It came to his head
Whilst he was in bed
And now he's a writing machine!
@RolloTreadway Not gonna lie, I’m surprised you didn’t use “ween”