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".... to be Canadian is to look southward toward America and say: Canada may not be perfect, but we will never be, nor will we ever want to be, anything other than what we are — Canada, the true north, strong and free."

montrealgazette.com/opinion/op

@EllenJS
Don't even go there please! NO!
EDIT: This is an obvious satire website.
And I don't find it at all funny! We Do NOT want to become Americanized thank you!

@SnowshadowII

Thanks for the edit. It is satire, and many Americans unhappy with what’s going on in the US talk about wanting to join Canada.

@EllenJS
Yes, they do too often ask me that that's why my curt response.
I used to go into a lengthy explanation all the reasons why it is not feasible but it all boils down to we are different and do NOT want to our identity overwhelmed and diluted by a massive influx of tens of millions of unknown Americans...including MAGAs.
Individuals are more than welcome to move here, but no, not states joining.
That's a settler attitude.
And when I have people making the request or suggestion many, many times a day it's annoying because it shows a lack of thought and sensitivity, so I apologize for my short reply earlier.

And think about this if a country was threatening yours, and part of it said we want to join you...??

@SnowshadowII @EllenJS

I don't think a lot of Americans realize just how much anxiety this talk of annexation has been causing.

Satire lands pretty flat when your country is in the crosshairs.

@SnowshadowII @Sir_Osis_of_Liver @EllenJS I feel you guys — living next to Russia, this is on our minds day in and day out… Stay strong and focused. And thank you #Canadians for all the good support to Eastern European countries 🙏🏻

Sir Osis of Liver 🇨🇦 🇲🇽

@bearslayer @SnowshadowII @EllenJS

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

I think we still have troops deployed in Latvia.

I wish we had our post war army still.