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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Alice McFlurry :bc:

Can someone Photoshop my husband out of this photo? We’re not in a fight or anything, but I think it would be more professional if it were just me in my LinkedIn profile pic.

Awkward adults wearing neon yellow and neon pink, feat. running shorts and tube socks, standing on some steps in a back yard, looking nerdy AF.
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Alice McFlurry :bc:

@nlarson830 @LoganFive

Ooh. This has got some senior portrait vibes going on!

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Logan 5 and 999 others

@Alice @nlarson830
Do you even have a LInkedIn profile, Alice? I'm sure you'd like to remain anonymous, but just putting out there that I'd love to see it if you do. And I hope you do use this photo.

I kind of want to develop a group whose main goal is to bring down LinkedIn.

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Alice McFlurry :bc:

@LoganFive @nlarson830

I only use LinkedIn for mockery.

Screenshot of the LinkedIn profile for Alice McFlurry with a graph paper header and a fake mugshot profile pic and text that says: Alice McFlurry (She/Her) ex-apple, ex-yelp, ex-girlfriend
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Paul Cantrell

@Alice @LoganFive @nlarson830
Years ago, I used to get all sorts of annoying LinkedIn recruiter spam until I changed my job title to “Grandmaster Space Poobah of Doom.” That quieted things up real quick.

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Nick 'The Viking' O'Pelican

@inthehands @Alice @LoganFive

LinkedIn has been pestering me for years to 'connect' with a previous boss. Now they've added another previous boss.

I despise them both. Assholes.

Logan 5 and 999 others

@nlarson830 Nick! You’re alive! I haven’t seen you in ages. How are you?

Mar 18, 2025, 08:49 PM·Public
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Nick 'The Viking' O'Pelican

@LoganFive

Yes I am still alive! 💪

Doing well, job and living sitch have improved a lot 😎

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