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A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Can someone Photoshop my husband out of this photo? We’re not in a fight or anything, but I think it would be more professional if it were just me in my LinkedIn profile pic.

@nlarson830 @LoganFive

Ooh. This has got some senior portrait vibes going on!

@Alice @nlarson830
Do you even have a LInkedIn profile, Alice? I'm sure you'd like to remain anonymous, but just putting out there that I'd love to see it if you do. And I hope you do use this photo.

I kind of want to develop a group whose main goal is to bring down LinkedIn.

@LoganFive @nlarson830

I only use LinkedIn for mockery.

@Alice @LoganFive

Oooo, thought of this before but it got away, I think you need a little smudge of something on your cheek or forehead for a mugshot pic. Guys need a couple scratches.

@nlarson830 @Alice I love your mug shot. 🤣

Did you know that McFlurry is in the Urban Dictionary? It has many many meanings, each of them more shocking than the last.

urbandictionary.com/define.php

Urban DictionaryUrban Dictionary: McFlurrythe act of escaping a friends group to have public sex

@Alice @amiserabilist @LoganFive @nlarson830 I wish to be that confident one day. To just release my inner goblin there.

@Alice @LoganFive @nlarson830
Years ago, I used to get all sorts of annoying LinkedIn recruiter spam until I changed my job title to “Grandmaster Space Poobah of Doom.” That quieted things up real quick.

@inthehands @Alice @LoganFive

LinkedIn has been pestering me for years to 'connect' with a previous boss. Now they've added another previous boss.

I despise them both. Assholes.

@nlarson830 Nick! You’re alive! I haven’t seen you in ages. How are you?

@LoganFive

Yes I am still alive! 💪

Doing well, job and living sitch have improved a lot 😎

@inthehands @Alice @LoganFive @nlarson830 I haven't updated my LinkedIn since I got RIF'd in October, and I'm still getting *sales* nudges.

Like, really. Who is it you think you're trying to sell to? 🤨