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AT FIRST, I THOUGHT THE WHOLE "GULF OF AMERICA" THING WAS JUST AN INTERNET JOKE. BUT NOW, I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK. GIVE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY A BOOB JOB. NOTHING MATTERS.

@LRRRonEarth Adding giant boobs to all statues sounds pretty great actually... all those old bronzes of rich white dudes with added novelty size tatas would really help cement their places in history...

@goblin

I WOULD STILL WANT TO DEFACE STONEWALL JACKSON'S OUTRAGEOUS BOOBS.

@LRRRonEarth little tassels that spin on the hour every hour and go wheeeeeeeee~~!

LRRR :bc:

@goblin OK, BUT ONLY COOL STATUES SHOULD GET THAT TREATMENT. THE THINKER, BUT HE'S JUST STARING AT HIS OWN MONSTER BOOBIES.