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@LRRRonEarth@beige.partyAT FIRST, I THOUGHT THE WHOLE "GULF OF AMERICA" THING WAS JUST AN INTERNET JOKE. BUT NOW, I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK. GIVE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY A BOOB JOB. NOTHING MATTERS.
@LRRRonEarth Adding giant boobs to all statues sounds pretty great actually... all those old bronzes of rich white dudes with added novelty size tatas would really help cement their places in history...
I WOULD STILL WANT TO DEFACE STONEWALL JACKSON'S OUTRAGEOUS BOOBS.
@LRRRonEarth little tassels that spin on the hour every hour and go wheeeeeeeee~~!
@goblin OK, BUT ONLY COOL STATUES SHOULD GET THAT TREATMENT. THE THINKER, BUT HE'S JUST STARING AT HIS OWN MONSTER BOOBIES.
@LRRRonEarth
Beware suckling at the fickle nipple of nihilism
MY OPTIONS ARE (1) DO CRIME, (2) CLUTCH PEARLS, OR (3) DISSOCIATE. MY LAWYER HAS ADVISED ME TO DISSOCIATE.
@LRRRonEarth @gueuledatmosphere
YOU'RE LIKE A GALACTIC OVERLORD OR SOMETHING, SO YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY BE TRYING "DO CRIME".
WHAT'S THE POINT, OTHERWISE?
@uss_oatmeal @gueuledatmosphere
I HAVE A REP TO PROTECT. I NEED GRANDEUR BEFITTING MY STATION. I CAN'T JUST GO AROUND BLUE-SHELLING CEOS; IT'S BENEATH MY DIGNITY.
@LRRRonEarth @uss_oatmeal
Well if I may humbly put it to your Galactic LRRRness, perhaps you could assign an underling, or a population thereof, to do the dissociating in your place. I can think of several candidate groups right at this moment
@LRRRonEarth @gueuledatmosphere
I PROMISE I'LL STILL RESPECT YOU WITH EACH BLUE SHELL, LASER ZAP, OR EVENT HORIZON INDUCTION.
BUT I STILL WON'T LET YOU HAVE A BITE OF MY CHIMICHANGA.
@LRRRonEarth Technically she’s an immigrant so she’ll just be sent back to France.
@LRRRonEarth
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
@LRRRonEarth Gulf of Intelligence
@LRRRonEarth I thought it was a joke at first too. He and his people are serious. WTF. We have all kinds of issue going on in the world and budget issues and this is what he wants to work on??????????
The sad part is the government doesn't have enough money to help people that really need it. Think the people in NC, SC, TN, VA that lost EVERYTHING to a horrible hurricane. But we spend millions or billions of dollars to change a #@!%^$# name on a map. Talk about priorities out of whack