I bought a piggy bank!
It's currently empty so it doesn't make much of a sound, so I decided to record a little song to go along with it.
If even one person buys this track, that will give me at least four quarters to put in my bank so I can shake it and record a new track!
If I can fill the piggy bank, I will then smash the hell out of it and record that, too.
https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/the-sound-of-swinelence
Piggy bank update! We received almost $50 in donations from last week's song, so our piggy bank is almost full and if even one more person donates to the new song (or old song), we should be able to smash the piggy next week!
Here's this week's song: https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/wet-ass-piggy
Some people don’t want to see the piggy get smashed, so I'm going to leave it up to you.
Okay, I think I figured out where I went wrong. The piggy in the photos LOOKS nice, but it is NOT a nice piggy and I have obtained leaked footage of the piggy proudly proclaiming that they voted for Trump.
NOW can we smash the piggy?
I also learned that the piggy has a lower back tattoo of Trump's signature that it refers to as a "Trump Stamp."
Please let me smash this piggy.
@Alice I was there when Alice figured out how to crowdfund avant garde performance art
@chad At least all of my "projects" have been for good causes!