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I bought a piggy bank!
It's currently empty so it doesn't make much of a sound, so I decided to record a little song to go along with it.
If even one person buys this track, that will give me at least four quarters to put in my bank so I can shake it and record a new track!
If I can fill the piggy bank, I will then smash the hell out of it and record that, too.
https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/the-sound-of-swinelence
Piggy bank update! We received almost $50 in donations from last week's song, so our piggy bank is almost full and if even one more person donates to the new song (or old song), we should be able to smash the piggy next week!
Here's this week's song: https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/wet-ass-piggy
@Alice@beige.partySome people don’t want to see the piggy get smashed, so I'm going to leave it up to you.
Great. Now I need to write a black metal song that's just about how much I want to smash a piggy, but how I’m not allowed to smash said piggy.
⏚ ⸫ @Alice You gotta respect tradition! It's... HAMMER TIME!
@Alice Punk Rock me says smash
56 year old me says save.
@Alice
Are you going to video tape it?
@An0n Not sure! At this point, if the votes do say smash, I don't really want to smash him in my house because I'm afraid of shards of pointy things, so I may take him out to the train tracks for an artful photographic send-off.
(Don’t worry. I do NOT mean I'll be placing him on the train tracks to get hit by a train. I'm very aware of that being reckless and dangerous AF. It just sounds like a good setting to smash a piggy with a hammer, safely and off to the side)
@Alice
You could get some strong and "tie him to the tracks" or something.
Did you ever flatten coins on train tracks as a kid? I did. I'm certain there's still some flattened pennies out there somewhere
@Alice Save the piggy, smash the patriarchy !
@Alice But what you gonna do with the cash then? 
You got donations for THIS? 
You need to milk this. Hard.
@Jorsh You've got me thinking really hard about whether pigs can get milked.
If it has nipples...
@Alice
Aren’t you afraid if you smash it ceramic animal rights groups will throw ceramic blood on you?
@Alice I can't understand how are there people voting for not smashing the piggy. Don't they eat bacon?
@Disputatore I mean, I get it. It's wasteful to smash a perfectly good piggy bank. But I intentionally bought it for this reason and I will consider the piggy bank pieces to be "art" so it's not TOTALLY wasteful.
@Alice smash! smash! smash! 
@Alice Smash the Piggy or Save the Piggy sounds like a plotline from that episode of “Black Mirror” https://www.inverse.com/article/22410-black-mirror-national-anthem-prime-minster-pig-youtube
R.I.Piggy.
Backwards threading on Mastodon, so I have no reference, but an unexpected call for violence against pork on a Friday?
I'm in. Smash it!
@Alice If you smash a piggy bank for any reason other than "it's too full to get the money out because I store dollar bills in it" you wasted a perfectly good piggy bank. Now clean up the pig's corpse and spend that money wisely.
@Alice I am amazed that nearly half of voters are into gratuitous violence against an innocent ceramic pig that never did them any harm. No wonder Trump was voted in. How many are now gleefully watching as he goes about smashing HIS piggy?
@Alice I voted "save" because unless broken shit can be fixed, it's just garbage.
@Alice We did it!! We saved the piggy!!!
@Alice Maybe you can go thrifting and find a creepy piggy to smash.
A *mid-Century porcine bank 
@adhdeanasl Maybe someone has a piggy bank that was already smashed that I can haphazardly piece together just to smash all over again.
Frankenstein's Piggy.
All he wanted was to be filled (with coins) but the townspeople (us) both fear and reject him, wishing nothing but his destruction.
Smash the piggy!
Did you never get a donation from your first Request?!
@Alice the system will not allow you to break class barriers.
@Alice Obsidian Pig
@Alice well darn... I think you should go ahead and smash it since that's what you bought it for...
@Alice practice your growl vocals!
@Alice look I'm really not a fan of generative AI but this might be a fun prompt
@dannotdaniel This is probably where I went wrong. I should have purchased a menacing piggy that was begging to get smashed instead of a stereotypical cute pink piggy that demanded the sympathy of the masses.
@Alice I renember getting all the coins out without smashing, so enjoy your week 