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It's quite funny that there are so few spambots on Fedi that Nicole the Fediverse Chick has become an instant celebrity. You don't get that anywhere else.
@TheBreadmonkey Instant, universal mockery should be more widely available
@bytebro It’s why I’m here @TheBreadmonkey
@adhdeanasl @bytebro @TheBreadmonkey
I love that I'm following real people in the Fediverse. The bots self identify and the accounts are worthwhile like weather and news.
Nicole was fun because it became a game of whack-a-mole. It's the Fediverse having a laugh at the would-be scammers and spammers.
I vote she becomes a Fediverse icon, the shameful cousin to John Mastodon. The relative who's never invited to gatherings but tries to intrude anyway.
@MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro
I remember a guy a couple of years ago who tried to sell watches and aftershave here. Like buy this watch and you get a free aftershave. Then there was the weird case of Ginny Hogan trying to sell subscriptions for monthly fish deliveries. I would love to know what her commission was on that.
@TheBreadmonkey @adhdeanasl @bytebro
I can vision Ginny as a poor third world worker stationed in front of 100 iPhones poised to offer fish mongering deals to all who would listen.
@TheBreadmonkey @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro
Where are they now, Ben?
Probably on some tropical island counting their Fediverse bucks, while we're all still here slogging away at the snark.
@jstatepost @TheBreadmonkey @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro I converted all my BTC to FediCents last year and now live on my 80m luxury yacht with a few models.
@julianlawson @TheBreadmonkey @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro
Are they buxom, Mr Axelotl?
Don—non compliant @TheBreadmonkey @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro A while back I was followed by someone who was hawking jewelry that was obviously just a bunch of crap made from kits that can be bought on the Internet. Why they thought a guy who makes real hand made gold and silver jewelry would be interested in buying that junk is beyond me….
@MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro @TheBreadmonkey
You have earned my vote for your Nicole the Fediverse Chick proposal, DB.
Where do Eye drop off my ballot?
I'm voting here. The mythical "Nicole" has never DMd me, which is clearly my fault.
@bytebro @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
And here Eye wuz feeling bad because Eye thought Eye was the only one that Nicole the Fediverse Chick hadn't DM'd, ByteBro.
Eye feel so much less alone now, thank YOU!
@bytebro @jstatepost @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Which God did you anger?
Hopefully, all of them, except for that one little tortoise.
@bytebro @jstatepost @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Lucky you, she was hitting me on an almost daily basis so I finally just muted her. And I muted another account, but I may have to go back and make sure it wasn't part of the game.
@Darkphoenix @bytebro @jstatepost @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Yep. Blocked her as soon as I got her message.
Wonder what monetary and matrimonial bliss I missed out on.
@MyWoolyMastadon @Darkphoenix @bytebro @jstatepost @adhdeanasl
Lol. Is she the new Nigerian Prince?
Don't know - were you asked for a facilitation payment or something?!
@bytebro @TheBreadmonkey @MyWoolyMastadon @jstatepost @adhdeanasl
I just remember that she has all these other accounts on other platforms that she wanted me to join.
It was like on the dating sites when you get a message from someone interested and the minute you respond they try and get you to some other site.
I'm intrigued by what their attack surface was, it it was dodgy. Were there 'links' to follow which could have led you astray or something? Or was it just an attention-seeking geek in a bedroom?
@bytebro @Darkphoenix @TheBreadmonkey @jstatepost @adhdeanasl
I don't remember. They came across as an introduction. Really scammy. I just outright blocked them. Maybe they were follow requests?
@bytebro @TheBreadmonkey @MyWoolyMastadon @jstatepost @adhdeanasl
There were links to several off Fediverse accounts.
I didn't follow any to see whether they were legit
@MyWoolyMastadon @Darkphoenix @bytebro @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Sexual pleasures and a fortune beyond your wildest imagining, DB.
Eye feel sorry for you.
Nicole says, "Hi"!
@jstatepost @Darkphoenix @bytebro @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Even for those who didn't partake of Nicole's offerings, she brought mirth and good will to those who remembered her brief foray into our lives. Her real treasure was the friends she had us make in threads along the way. Ah, the stupid jokes we've shared shall live on in legend.
...and I've just realised that this was almost the archetypal 'ReplyGuy' post: "I don't have that problem..."
Oh well, too late now 
@bytebro @jstatepost @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
You just outed yourself as Nicole.
Nice try Fediverse Chick™
I see you
As previously stated, the position one MIGHT aspire to would be the _Fediverse Chap_, don't you know, old boy?
@bytebro @jstatepost @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
We're onto you Nicole
"He's NOT the messiah, he's a very naughty boy".
Also, you are sort of implying that I'm a kind of trans-masc Nicole who's new ID is the Fediverse Chap. Meh, I've been accused of odder things!
@bytebro @TwoClownsEating @jstatepost @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Maybe you didn’t look tastie?
Maybe she hasn’t gotten to you yet.
I hear if you stand facing a full length mirror and say her name three time and she appears behind your mirror image
She steps forward and you feel her breath on your neck
You feel small supple arms warp around you.
You turn to look and no one is there.
In the mirror she beckons you with an index finger like moon light and the short sharp nail a ruby
You feel her push you gentle toward
The mirror as her hands and tongue
Play songs in your skin
You raise your hands to stop you
Grabbing the frame as other hands…
@MishaVanMollusq @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
We ARE talking about #NicoleTheFediverseChick here, Medea, and NOT Beetlejuice's sister, right?
@jstatepost @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Why not both?
Notice
You never see them together
At the same place
At the same time.
Coincidence?
Experts think not
@MishaVanMollusq @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
Well, EYE'VE certainly never seen them together at the same place and the same time, Medea.
And even an Ai-powered Google search failed to unearth a photo of the two together.
Though, in fairness, Eye can probably get an Ai-generated photo of them, if you give me a few minutes.
#NicoleTheFediverseChick #Ai #BeetkejuicesSister #TuckersBalls
@jstatepost @bytebro @TwoClownsEating @MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @TheBreadmonkey
I want a drawing done of them by a Wistful female orangutang who works in the style of my dead orangutang friend Janey
@MishaVanMollusq The image features a framed abstract artwork hanging on a textured white wall. The frame is black with a white mat, and the artwork displays a dark background with streaks of orange, yellow, and green. Below the artwork, there are three plush toys arranged on a shelf. On the left, there is a small pink plush toy with black hair and a round nose. In the center, a larger brown plush toy resembling a dog with black ears and a collar is visible. To the right, a doll with red hair and blue eyes is partially visible. The overall setting appears to be a cozy, personal space, possibly a child's room or a collector's display.
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@MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro @TheBreadmonkey
Oh, a Fediverse Karen?
@MyWoolyMastadon @adhdeanasl @bytebro @TheBreadmonkey
The Three Stigmata of Nicole FediChick
Yet another prophetic novel by
Phylis Von Vulva