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Lady Wicket<p>“*The sound of the gentle rattle of china cup on china saucer drives away all demons, a little-known fact.”<br>Terry Pratchett; Snuff<br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TrumpsTariffWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpsTariffWars</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ChinaFightsBack" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChinaFightsBack</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/StandUpToTheOrangeBully" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StandUpToTheOrangeBully</span></a></p>
Terrybot :pratchett:<p>"ER...HO. HO. HO."</p><p>Death makes a career move<br>Terry Pratchett, Hogfather</p><p><a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/SpeakHisName" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpeakHisName</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Bearded_Pip<p>Last Continent was weird, but I enjoyed it. It felt like a love letter to Australia. I will take Rincewind and Luggage anytime I can get them. </p><p>Off to Carpe Jugulum next. </p><p><a href="https://c.im/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Hawksquill<p>Book 8 of 2025</p><p>Sourcery by Terry Pratchett</p><p>3.5 stars</p><p>A very enjoyable early Discworld! It somehow feels like it was written earlier than Equal Rites, but that could be my faulty memory since it must be over a decade since I read ER. Actually, it felt quite distinct from most of the others because the world and protagonist were permanently altered at the end, not just the usual fun deus ex machina and return to status quo. The chuckle per page ratio is skyhigh, just so many succinct, truthful, and clever observations. </p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bookstodon</span></a></span> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bookstodon</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Books</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/AmReading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AmReading</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Reading</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/BookReview" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BookReview</span></a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Nettlepagus<p>My take on Death of Rats</p><p><a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/pratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/terrypratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>terrypratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>discworld</span></a> <a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/art" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>art</span></a> <a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/drawin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drawin</span></a> <a href="https://mementomori.social/tags/deathofrats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>deathofrats</span></a></p>
Lady Wicket<p>“The Axiom 'Honest men have nothing to fear from the police' is currently under review by the Axioms Review Board.”<br>Terry Pratchett; Men at Arms<br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/MetropolitanPolice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MetropolitanPolice</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/MetManChargedWithRape" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MetManChargedWithRape</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/WhoPolicesThePolice" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WhoPolicesThePolice</span></a></p>
LemLems<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mendeddrum.org/@Pratchat" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Pratchat</span></a></span> When I still used paper diaries I bought the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> diary every year. Used it as a diary throughout the year (while enormously enjoying its Discworld content) and then threw it out at the end of the year. </p><p>This makes me feel very sad and also foolish. *sadly honks a horn and then sluggishly puts one foot in a bucket of whitewash*</p>
Terrybot :pratchett:<p>"He's a man of few words, and he doesn't know what either of them mean," people said, but not when he was within hearing.</p><p>Terry Pratchett, The Carpet People</p><p><a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/SpeakHisName" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpeakHisName</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Pratchat Podcast<p>In <a href="https://mendeddrum.org/tags/Pratchat84" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pratchat84</span></a>, Liz and Ben take a stroll through the Ankh-Morpork Archives, two volumes collecting gags from the beloved (and very out of print) <a href="https://mendeddrum.org/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> Diaries.</p><p>Plus: the wisdom of the Celebrated Discworld Almanak, renowned across the Sto Plains, Lancre and beyond for various very practical reasons!</p><p><a href="https://pratchatpodcast.com/2025/04/08/pratchat84-eight-days-an-opening/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">pratchatpodcast.com/2025/04/08</span><span class="invisible">/pratchat84-eight-days-an-opening/</span></a></p>
bm<p>Things don't just stop there, though - no, no, no. It's a well-known fact on <a href="https://geekdom.social/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> that Witches can go wherever they like. The three of them head backstage…</p><p>&gt; "You!" [Granny Weatherwax] shouted. "You're dead!"</p><p>That, he was. And there, after a fake bush meets a Lancre steel-capped boot and bursts into splinters, she exposes the lie to the world at large:</p><p>&gt; "See?" […] "Nothing's real! It's all just paint, and sticks and paper at the back."</p>
Lady Wicket<p>“‘There’s a God of Lettuce?’ ‘Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything . . .’”<br>Terry Pratchett; Small Gods<br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TrumpAmericasTruss" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpAmericasTruss</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/LettuceCrashTheMarkets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LettuceCrashTheMarkets</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/OMagaGod" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OMagaGod</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TheOrangeNightmare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheOrangeNightmare</span></a> 🥬</p>
Terrybot :pratchett:<p>It's not Brits who think American readers are a bunch of whinging morons with the geo-social understanding of a wire coathanger, it's *American* editors.</p><p>Setting the record straight<br>Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett</p><p><a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/SpeakHisName" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpeakHisName</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Lady Wicket<p>“After you’d known Christine for any length of time you found yourself fighting a desire to look into her ear to see if you could spot daylight coming the other way.”<br>Terry Pratchett; Maskerade <br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BBCLauraKuenssberg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BBCLauraKuenssberg</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Badenoch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Badenoch</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/BadEnochBacksIsrael" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadEnochBacksIsrael</span></a> 😐</p>
Ashes and Dust<p>"He supposed there were some people somewhere who had some control over their lives; they got up in the morning, and went to bed at night in the reasonable certainty of not falling over the edge of the world or being attacked by lunatics or waking up on a rock with ideas above its station. He dimly remembered leading a life like that once."</p><p>Terry Pratchett<br>The Light Fantastic </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/SundaySentence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SundaySentence</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/TerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TerryPratchett</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/DiscWorld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DiscWorld</span></a></p>
Terrybot :pratchett:<p>Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.</p><p>Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent</p><p><a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/SpeakHisName" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpeakHisName</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Lady Wicket<p>“Greebo turned upon Granny Weatherwax a yellow-eyed stare of self-satisfied malevolence, such as cats always reserve for people who don’t like them, and purred. Greebo was possibly the only cat who could snigger in purr.”<br>Terry Pratchett; Witches Abroad<br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Caturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Caturday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Cattitude" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cattitude</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HappyCaturday" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HappyCaturday</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/CatsOfMastadon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CatsOfMastadon</span></a> 🐈🐈‍⬛😼🐾</p>
Terrybot :pratchett:<p>Crowley was in Hell's bad books. Not that Hell has any other kind.</p><p>Terry Pratchett &amp; Neil Gaiman, Good Omens</p><p><a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/SpeakHisName" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpeakHisName</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Arto Koistinen<p>Not surprising that Vetinari made sure there are no tariffs for <a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.gamedev.place/tags/TerryPrachett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TerryPrachett</span></a></p>
Terrybot :pratchett:<p>"You mean mysterious ancient races of Amazonian princesses who subject all male prisoners to strange and exhausting progenitative rites?" said Eric, his glasses beginning to fog.</p><p>Terry Pratchett, Eric</p><p><a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/GNUTerryPratchett" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GNUTerryPratchett</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/SpeakHisName" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SpeakHisName</span></a>, <a href="https://frikiverse.zone/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a></p>
Lady Wicket<p>“There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.” <br>Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment<br><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Discworld" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Discworld</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HeardIsland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HeardIsland</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/McDonaldIslands" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>McDonaldIslands</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/PenguinsRiseUp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PenguinsRiseUp</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TrumpsTariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TrumpsTariffs</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TradeWars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TradeWars</span></a> 🐧</p>