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Ben

Why are there no new nursery rhymes? Who decided that? A moratorium and we're just stuck with ring a ring a roses and oranges and lemons said the bells of Saint Clements. I could make up new nursery rhymes. Perhaps this is where I make my fortune. Kids rhymes about really really awful things. Literally every thought I've just had is way too bad to post here. I am very very sorry for my brain. What is a newish lighthearted terribly tragedy? Perhaps there being too many potholes in the UK? What rhymes with potholes (apart from plot holes)? Profiteroles?

🎵 Hundreds of hairy moles like to jump out of potholes. When will they fix 'em, asked the people of Brixham. 🎵

I think I'm really onto something here.

Edit - OK people have pointed out there are loads and I am wrong. Stop going on about it. 😂

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Rea Gui

@TheBreadmonkey Let me introduce to you Baby Shark and APT

Ben

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Is bs a nursery rhyme? I like to think of a nursery rhyme as a musical allegory of something awful to teach children about whatever

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Rea Gui

@TheBreadmonkey Hmm some nursery rhymes focus on repetitions, rhythms, farmers having a dog Bingo

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