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I bought a piggy bank!
It's currently empty so it doesn't make much of a sound, so I decided to record a little song to go along with it.
If even one person buys this track, that will give me at least four quarters to put in my bank so I can shake it and record a new track!
If I can fill the piggy bank, I will then smash the hell out of it and record that, too.
https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/the-sound-of-swinelence
Piggy bank update! We received almost $50 in donations from last week's song, so our piggy bank is almost full and if even one more person donates to the new song (or old song), we should be able to smash the piggy next week!
Here's this week's song: https://porcinebanque.bandcamp.com/track/wet-ass-piggy
Some people don’t want to see the piggy get smashed, so I'm going to leave it up to you.
@Alice@beige.partyGreat. Now I need to write a black metal song that's just about how much I want to smash a piggy, but how I’m not allowed to smash said piggy.
@Alice Maybe you can go thrifting and find a creepy piggy to smash.
A *mid-Century porcine bank 
@adhdeanasl Maybe someone has a piggy bank that was already smashed that I can haphazardly piece together just to smash all over again.
Frankenstein's Piggy.
All he wanted was to be filled (with coins) but the townspeople (us) both fear and reject him, wishing nothing but his destruction.
Smash the piggy!
Did you never get a donation from your first Request?!
@Alice @adhdeanasl Smash the current piggy buy use some of the funds to purchase a larger piggy
@Alice the system will not allow you to break class barriers.
@Alice Obsidian Pig
@Alice well darn... I think you should go ahead and smash it since that's what you bought it for... 
@Alice practice your growl vocals!
@Alice look I'm really not a fan of generative AI but this might be a fun prompt
@dannotdaniel This is probably where I went wrong. I should have purchased a menacing piggy that was begging to get smashed instead of a stereotypical cute pink piggy that demanded the sympathy of the masses.
@Alice I renember getting all the coins out without smashing, so enjoy your week 
@Alice you sound like an angry bird.
The piggy must be stopped
The hammer needs to drop
Chorus
Smaaaaash it into pieces
The piiiiig who tried to fleece us