I can change "Seizure" to any word you want
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"Yeah, the first time, I tried the sternal rub to wake you up. But then later I found out that that's not going to do anything. It's literally a hardware problem, not a software problem. Your brain had snow-crashed."

I was telling my husband about something that I felt was infantilizing toward people with epilepsy, and he said:

"It’s not how I’d go about infantilizing someone. I’d just say 'Who’s a widdle twitchy baby?! You are! You are my widdle twitchy baby!'"

never thought i’d be grateful at the ripe old age of 38 that it’s cool for everyone to be wearing Life Alert bracelets now #epilepsy

omg, there’s an #epilepsyhumor tag ahahah

Epilepsy is more than just seizures, it’s about job skills such as shaking cocktails.

It shouts, “extra tips.”
Who wouldn’t want the novelty of having their drink mixed by someone having a medical emergency?

It’s Sunday, it’s brunch time. It’s for mimosas and seizure salad made by the chefs at Chez Tremblant. (Cafe Shaky)

Epilepsy is more than just seizures, it’s about job skills such as shaking cocktails.

It screams “extra tips.” Who wouldn’t want the novelty of having your drink mixed by someone having a medical emergency?

I’m Jewish and have epilepsy. Even if I had a space laser I wouldn’t be able to hold it still to hit anything.
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