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A cat toy Roomba. Cat can play with it but it picks up cat hair & hairballs.
Can even groom the cat.
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Pants inserter. Inserts me into my pants.
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AI tooth brush. Alexa, brush my teeth.
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A garage door opener I can talk to. My neighbors would like a word.
"Dad, I've told you before, no antique travel mugs in the space elevator. Remember how you spewed mocha-ccino latte all over that nice lady in the orbital lobby?
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“Son, all the food in my replicator tastes like vanilla. Can you fix that for me?”
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"son, can you get the refresh rate better on the content streaming to my eyeball implant? it looks kind of fuzzy..."
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“Dad! Your Time Machine is still blinking 12:00. We can’t go to any other time! Let me fix that for you.”
I’m pretty tech savvy, and so is my college aged son. But one day I will be an old man, and I will have some #FutureTechICantUse and he will have to help me. So I made this hashtag to tell some stories I imagine happening in my distant future. What future tech do you imagine having to deal with?
“Dad! Your teleporter is set to 6 inches too high. Every time we teleport in, we drop to the floor. Can’t you calibrate your teleporter?”
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