Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.
@TheBreadmonkey I was with you right up to the "talk to your children" part. I mean really, we brought them into the world. We provide for them. Isn't that enough?