beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Staff Chief of Joints

If you unfollow me, 2 more perverts will take your place.

@Jon_Kramer
I may have gotten in over my head here.

@the_etrain @Jon_Kramer

Either perverts or thirsty bored housewives. Let's not forget us please.

@the_etrain

That winning combo of summer hot Dad bod, absurd humor, and bloomscrollin'. Like Kryptonite to us.

@Jon_Kramer @the_etrain

… I don't want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself
Ah-ah-oh, I don't want anybody else
Oh-no, oh-no, oh-no

@the_etrain that just means I'm worth 2 of any other perverts

@kolya @the_etrain

No powers mentioned? Surely that must be an awesome comic book.

But me, getting to read it, is about as likely as being invited to live in Lichtenstein by the King and then appointed a minor royal title.

I guess I'd be a Baron... just another reason why the Fat Orange US President would hate me.

@the_etrain You can’t win, Vader. If you block me, I will become more obnoxious than you can possibly imagine.

@maxleibman @the_etrain I thought you were stepping up to replace him...

@the_etrain I’m flattered that it would take two people to do my job.