Hey baby, wanna see the size of my endowment?
University presidents, probably
Oh you need some money to keep your research operation afloat in the face of catastrophic funding cuts? Nah, baby, that’s not what the $14 billion we have is for. Plus we just built that new football stadium, so we gotta keep things tight for a while you understand.
@tayfonay “student athletes”
Hey how about the football coach knocks a few hundred grand off his salary?