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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Jon in Albany

A tale of two weight loss compliments:

Wife, giving me a hug: You're definitely getting smaller.

Buddy: Your face is less fat.

#WeightLoss
Mar 30, 2025, 11:33 PM·Public·Mastodon for Android
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@joninalbany

This sounds entirely proper: wife being supportive, buddy keeping it real. :raccoon_cool:

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Cuzn Ed

@joninalbany
Wife: I’m proud of you!

Coworker: Are you... okay...?
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