Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.
@TheBreadmonkey That's not innovating; that's "clock radio" syndrome. Take an existing thing and put a clock on it.
Garfield clock radio telephone
@soviut @burnitdown @TheBreadmonkey "We arrive after the battle" sounds like they're evoking all the people who joined the Resistance after 1945.