Every so often, a goose gets called out for being silly because most of those fuckers are dead serious. I’m looking at you, Canada.
@amiserabilist I realize that's not a duck, but I once had a dream where I had discovered a correlation between ducks and cancer, but the problem is that I can't remember if ducks cure cancer or cause cancer so it's kind of pointless.
i have an eccentric Syrian friend who told me to investigate hedgehog blood and garlic as a cure for HIV.
i wish i could say that i did.
it would be nice if there was more blue sky thinking in research, but funding is tight enough as it is, and i already had a reputation.