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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Ben

What an absolute *unit* I say to myself sadly as I have yet another sandwich

Apr 06, 2025, 02:53 PM·Public·Tusky
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Heapy

@TheBreadmonkey "I'm a hecking chonker" I weep into yet another bowl of pasta

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Darren

@heapy @TheBreadmonkey "oh lawd, he comin'" I mutter under my breath as I open another bar of chocolate.

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Kara Goldfinch

@DJDarren @heapy @TheBreadmonkey I just had a chocolate bar and crisps, and I'm trying to get more healthy.

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@KaraLG84
My diet thing teaches that cutting out stuff you like is a recipe for disaster and also having a bit here and there isn't unhealthy. It's more about how much. Go easy on yourself 🙂

@DJDarren @heapy @TheBreadmonkey

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Gary Parker :party_porg:

@DJDarren @heapy @TheBreadmonkey just caught The Boy monopolising a bag of Mini Eggs!

They have been shared with the common wealth of the collective (me)

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