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I know there are probably more important things going on in the world right now, but this sort of thing makes me furious
Also, it reminds me of that one scene in The Happytown Murders
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internet food photography always rubs me the wrong way. It's like stock photography ersatz, tangential.
@TheBreadmonkey 'Dressing on the side' as well as on the dish...
@annemartine
"Dressing on the side table"
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@TheBreadmonkey Mmmmm, jizz salad
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Aioli, tortilla, ooh I wanna eatcha 
Heard this immediately!
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Thank you for not instablocking me
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This is the worst kind of #FoodPorn.
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Bomber Harris inspired dressing.
Sorry. I wouldn't normally send this sort of thing.
@TheBreadmonkey crema fresca is probably good for the wood grain
@TheBreadmonkey It's got to be ai-generated, surely.
If it got served to me at a pub, it would go back. I operate a strict plates only rule.
I have embarrassed my wife on several occasions with this. Either by sending stuff back to be put on a plate or asking for a plate in advance. No regrets.
@BonehouseWasps @TheBreadmonkey Either the mayonnaise has been 'shopped on afterwards or it's AI. The third possibility is that they put a toddler in charge of the mayonnaise tube.
@TheBreadmonkey Did they... slice the tacos at the edge of the board too?
Didn't see that. Must be Ai.