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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Stefan

My five-year-old keeps asking for protein drinks, but I tell him I don't think that's a good idea (I don't want him to bulk up and get swole so he can kick my ass when I tell him it's bedtime).

Mar 28, 2025, 03:22 PM·Public·Mona for iPhone
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