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Your belly button is basically the same as the knot on a balloon. If it ever came untied, you'd make a plllfffft noise and zoom around in the air.
Growing up, we were always told that if your belly button came undone, your butt fell off. 
@StefanThinks as an umbilical hernia survivor, I can confirm this however the stuff that comes out of you is not air, but the rest of your guts
@StefanThinks which is gross, but I do miss flying around
@StefanThinks this is how I commute.
@StefanThinks finally! A chance to say, "I would not".
@StefanThinks Actual recurring nightmare of mine, afraid to touch the thing
@StefanThinks @SallyStrange Tagging @TammySue because this will amuse her.
@StefanThinks it's a good job we have a release valve
@StefanThinks @reese Yeeeaaah I do need to get this umbilical hernia dealt with at some point. 