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The relentless assault of bad news... overwhelming.

My twins dealing with their Crohn's flare ups... overwhelming.

I just got the professional photos of #LaffysBigTownhouseRenovation... finally. Might be a good time to post them.

There are so many. I'll post befores/afters, but it'll be a lot and take awhile. And I doubt I can alt text each one. I may need your help there.

It'll be one long thread under the above hashtag. I'll number the posts.

@GottaLaff @SnowshadowII

#HowTo #AltBot

Very well, just minor editing necessary.

1) Upload a pic, address at @altbot as "private"

2) wait for the reply (might take quite some time), edit

3) Generate the post, using the reply

OR

1) right your post as usual, type cc @altbot

add [#AltText will be added]

2) Upload and wait

3) return to you post copying the bots suggested text

4) delete the @altbot references (or their might be awkward messages to the people replying in the convoy)

@HistoPol @GottaLaff @SnowshadowII @altbot@fuzzies.wtf using Google AI? Block block block.... Alttext is part of the growing problem 😭😭😭

@bob It's google? 😱 Did not know. Thanks.

@HistoPol @GottaLaff
Laffy, write your own alt text or type out alttext4Me

@SnowshadowII @bob @GottaLaff

Typing #AltText4Me is a 2nd-best, but easier alternative, methinks. ;)

@HistoPol @SnowshadowII @GottaLaff

How does that work? Not seeing a bot or anything connected to the hashtag 🤔?

@bob
The hashtag is monitored and volunteers add altext in the replies.
@HistoPol @GottaLaff

@bob Yes. You see a post with that hashtag then if you can, send a reply with a description. Community hive work.

@HistoPol @GottaLaff

@SnowshadowII

Yes, and even less work for the post creator.

Apart from that:
However, I don't see much sense in it anymore, as the AI chatbot #AltBot, in my view, works above-average(!) of human contributors.--Proof-reading and editing its suggestion is far more efficient and, I think, leads to, on average, better results.

@bob @GottaLaff

@HistoPol @SnowshadowII @GottaLaff

Sorry, you've missed the point HistoPol,

bye bye 😭😭😭😭

@SnowshadowII @HistoPol @GottaLaff

According to the bot profile, they use the Google AI 😭😭😭

@HistoPol I see all the replies.

Plus, it would take me forever. I apologize to alt text readers, but sometimes I can't accommodate.

@SnowshadowII @altbot

@GottaLaff

I'm not sure whether you saw the output of #AltBot, here it is, unedited:

"A black background has a large, upside-down red triangle in the center. The triangle is textured with cracks and red paint. The following text is in a white, sans-serif font: "IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH", "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY", and "WAR IS PEACE". Underneath the text, in smaller, black text is "Jazz Beitler". Below that,...

@SnowshadowII @altbot

@GottaLaff @SnowshadowII @altbot

(2/2)

... "INGSOC" is written in a white rectangle with a black border. The rectangle is also textured with cracks and dark paint.

Provided by @ altbot, generated using Gemini"

//

I find it quite good, it even found "Jazz Beitler" in the background.

@HistoPol This bot has been asked to generate an alt text for your image by @GottaLaff. If you consent, your media will be uploaded to Google Gemini and might be used for training purposes. More information in my bio.
Do you consent? Reply with 'Y' or 'Yes' to proceed.

@HistoPol Here's an alt-text description for the image:

A black background has a large, upside-down red triangle in the center. The triangle is textured with cracks and red paint. The following text is in a white, sans-serif font: "IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH", "FREEDOM IS SLAVERY", and "WAR IS PEACE". Underneath the text, in smaller, black text is "Jazz Beitler". Below that, "INGSOC" is written in a white rectangle with a black border. The rectangle is also textured with cracks and dark paint.

Provided by @altbot, generated using Gemini

@Fragarach @SnowshadowII What alt text bot?

If I have a photo, I have to describe it.

@GottaLaff @SnowshadowII
If I post an image, and mention @altbot it should add another post with a description.

@Fragarach A medium shot shows a person walking away from the viewer with two dogs in a large open frosty field. The person is wearing a dark jacket and pants, with their head a dark silhouette. The field is mostly brown, with a clear path leading away from the viewer towards a line of trees in the distance. The sun is rising on the left side of the image, casting a warm glow on the trees and sky. The sky is a mix of light blue and white clouds. The two dogs are in the foreground, one walking towards the viewer and the other lying down.

Provided by @altbot, generated using Gemini