Happy anniversary to the banks who saddled themselves with Musk's debt.
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@OutOnTheMoors But if they had invested that 13 gigadollars into a project to stabilise a bunch of homeless people's living conditions so they would in the future have a need for the banks' lucrative services, that would be a "moral hazard".
@riley Your heart's in the right place, but that's not how banks work. They create "new money" through making loans, not through real investment.
@OutOnTheMoors No, I'm pretty sure that they create money by boring wormholes through the moneyspacetime with hollow bamboo drills and sucking future money into present.
@riley I'm trying to explain things. You need to understand the system that underpins his "fortune" before you can start to dismantle that empire of shit.
But, yeah, being a comedian in the mentions and obliging people to read your comments is a far better option.
@OutOnTheMoors You speak like you haven't been enjoying my evergreen stand-up routine on Quantum Pandanomics.