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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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LRRR :bc:

IT BEARS REPEATING THAT I'M HERE BY ACCIDENT. EARTH IS A STRATEGICALLY WORTHLESS BACKWATER A HUNDRED LIGHTYEARS FROM NOWHERE.

"OHHHH WE'RE WET THOUGH." FUCKING GROSS. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

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LRRR :bc:

ALL THESE MOVIES YOU MAKE ABOUT FENDING OFF ALIEN INVADERS MISS THE POINT THAT THE ONLY CREATURES THAT WOULD EVER INTENTIONALLY FUCK WITH THIS DAMP DIRT ROCK ARE PERVERTS AND GRAD STUDENTS.

LRRR :bc:

IF THEY DON'T STICK SOMETHING IN YOUR BUTT, THEY'RE ALMOST CERTAINLY COLLECTING SPECIMENS FOR THEIR DISSERTATION.

Mar 27, 2025, 05:14 AM·Public·Mastodon for Android
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