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@GrimmReality@beige.partyThe good news is no matter how bad your school's hoop team did last week, no D1 school has ever tanked as completely, embarrassingly and existentially as #ColumbiaUniversity.
I'm sure a lot of people are pretty proud of their degree from a once-prestigious Ivy League school but if it's Columbia haha nope, that shit is retroactively gone. That's like you got your masters at Vichy A&T.
See previous Columbia University jokes.
https://beige.party/@GrimmReality/114169752683394093
Columbia University: We're like if Kristallnacht were a college.
Columbia University: Way more expensive than Liberty University but, in compliance with government orders, now exactly as white and pretty much teaching the same verifiably stupid shit.
Columbia University: Work with some of the top researchers in their fields to understand the complex dynamics of how there are actually five lights.
I know it might seem like I'm being pretty mean to Columbia University. Anyway, time to make tacos!
@GrimmReality it is as the loss of DEI funding
@GrimmReality Do Northwestern next
@tayfonay Northwestern: We're run by servile human dogshit like Columbia but for students who can't get into Columbia.
Fuck Cuntlumbia
@GrimmReality #columbiaUniversity is just 3 real estate companies in a trench coat with a side hustle in education. fuck ‘em.
@forty2 three things in a trenchcoat is pretty much always funny 