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What a rich and varied life you've had so far, Alice. 
@TheEddieShow Don’t worry. If I keep up at this pace, it will end soon enough.
Good evening, Alameda County!
If you didn't die of embarrassment in that outfit, I think you're good.
@TheEddieShow I’m apparently immortal.
@Alice
Crushed it! Synergized and glowing!
@Alice why do you want all the jobs, leave some for the rest of us
@Alice JoJo Siwa ripped off your entire being.
@noondlyt For real! Sketchy move by calling those "JoJo Bows."
@Alice But are you hiring right now?
@gms Nah. This is my "Open to Work" pic.
@Alice You now have 37 Endorsements for Salchows.
Did not expect a photo of you like this but I think it’s still somehow manages to be “on brand” :)))
@Alice Oh I just noticed that it’s from last year! How did it miss this???
@Alice I saw the cropped one first. I have to say...I did not expect the ice skates at all.
@Alice heartbreaking demonstration of "you are what you eat" wrt candy canes.
@Alice no AI could come up with this in a million years
@Alice you should recreate this for halloween
@Alice I don't have anything with this much swag.
@Alice I think that young woman was pretty proud of that picture, and justifiably so. Who has the right to trash her self esteem with petty value judgements. I'm saddened by how viciously distorted our judgements of a person's appearance can be 
@rob_h Uh. That's a photo of me. Am I missing a "joke" here?
@Alice I had guessed as much, so my point stands. Do you remember how you felt in that moment? I believe that is more important than judging with today's eye.
But I don't believe in judging by what people wear, the main reason I favour people not wearing anything, helps eliminate that aspect of judgement! #BodyPositivity
@rob_h I felt awkward AF and did NOT want to wear that outfit, but it was picked by my coach for the entire team to wear.
I’m allowed to say I’m awkward. I was then and still am. And I’m okay with it.
@Alice If you were unwilling at the time, I take it all back. I'm sorry, I jumped to conclusions, it's a special skill I have 
I do feel very strongly about the way society values people, especially women, by their appearance rather than their much more important attributes
@Alice For some reason media wasn't loading well on my phone's mastodon app last night. I had to anxiously wait until this morning for the unveiling.
Simply stunning. Am now awaiting the skating videos . There must be a old betamax tape buried away somewhere.
Hope the photo brings back fond memories for you, and figure skating wasn't something you were prodded to do.
you may not believe us now @Alice, but this will cement you as the undisputed queen of the internet in years to come.
Farah 
@amiserabilist @Alice She IS the undisputed queen of the internet!
@amiserabilist @Alice Fair enough
@amiserabilist @farah U jealous, beb?
what a great compliment
@amiserabilist You went to a Scottish boarding school? Wait are you Scottish?
indian, grew up in scotland.
@amiserabilist Cool! I lived in Scotland for a while, like millions of years ago, when I was smol
not many asians at school.
the headmaster said we have our first indian, and i don't want to hear he was bullied.
[cue beatings]
it was fine. nothing serious. just be funny, nihilistic and... a miserabilist
it is beautiful and the people nice. apart from neds.
@amiserabilist @Alice @farah is this your family or a still from The Omen? 
i assume my father took the picture.
it had beautiful grounds.
a nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to live there.
Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them.
You can skate, you can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene
Digging the skating queen
@amiserabilist @Alice let it go
@Alice You look like you want to sell me lanyards.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and skate ass.... and I'm all out of bubblegum,"
@Alice With blades like those, your nickname should be...SLICE
@Alice
Tell me you had a signature spin called The McFlurry...