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Staff Chief of Joints

Mitch Hedberg would be 57 years old today. Happy birthday, Mitch. I hate that you're dead.

Staff Chief of Joints

The easiest way to collect stamps is to not mail shit.

-Mitch Hedberg

Feb 24, 2025, 06:31 PM·Public·Tusky
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Deus Ex MacGuffin :damnified:

@the_etrain

I used ta do drugs. I still do, but I used ta too.

-Mitch Hedberg

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steeznson

@the_etrain I haven't slept for 3 days because that would be too long

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Deus Ex MacGuffin :damnified:

@steeznson @the_etrain

I was at a casino standing by a door, and a security guard told me I would have to move because I was blocking the fire exit. As if when the fire broke out, I wasn't gonna run. If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

-Mitch Hedberg

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