Create accountLogin

Recent searches

No recent searches

Search options

Only available when logged in.
beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

Administered by:

Server stats:

445
active users

beige.party: AboutProfiles directoryPrivacy policy

Mastodon: AboutGet the appKeyboard shortcutsView source codev4.3.7

Public
Staff Chief of Joints

Mitch Hedberg would be 57 years old today. Happy birthday, Mitch. I hate that you're dead.

Staff Chief of Joints

I gotta door deal here. I'm working for 50% of the door, and then tomorrow I'm working for 50% of the door, and then on Sunday, I'm gonna have a door.

-Mitch Hedberg

Feb 24, 2025, 04:45 PM·Public·Tusky
5boosts·17favorites
Public
I’m a frayed knot. ⛑️ :bc:

@the_etrain sorry, e but you’ve gots a maths car wreck unless you specify “the original door”. Otherwise it’s always half of what’s left.

ExploreLive feeds
About