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@Waitnwallflower I can’t even imagine.

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@Waitnwallflower I can’t even imagine.

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@ItsThatDeafGuy Chows are dicks, aren’t they?

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@ItsThatDeafGuy Chows are dicks, aren’t they?

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@glaringanomaly Daaaaang

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@glaringanomaly Daaaaang

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@Waitnwallflower Under his eye for the real special ones

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@Waitnwallflower Under his eye for the real special ones

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@SlatsGrobnik Mmm

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@SlatsGrobnik Mmm

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Couldn’t help myself with this one

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Couldn’t help myself with this one

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Screenshot of text spammer;

Today 3:22 PM
Spammer: Hello. I'm Grace, a sales consultant at Tesla. We are recruiting part-time online staff.

Me: I'm a clinical psychologist but I mean Elon certainly needs his head fucking examined

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My photog friend has started processing the photos from her camera from our recent trip to Lofoten. I’m so happy she got to see and photograph such intense auroras. The Norwegian coast is notoriously overcast so those stars in the background truly aligned for her

#AuroraBorealis #NaturePhotography

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My photog friend has started processing the photos from her camera from our recent trip to Lofoten. I’m so happy she got to see and photograph such intense auroras. The Norwegian coast is notoriously overcast so those stars in the background truly aligned for her

#AuroraBorealis #NaturePhotography

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A long and wide swirl of green aurora borealis with a night sky full of stars. In the foreground is dark ocean water with mountains in the distance covered in snow. I’m sorry but my alt text can’t do this justice.

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Also remember when 10 2x4s would’ve cost like $7,000?

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Also remember when 10 2x4s would’ve cost like $7,000?

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Based on my experiences in academic medicine, this is painfully true

#academia #research

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Based on my experiences in academic medicine, this is painfully true

#academia #research

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Comic depicting a male scientist in a white lab coat looking at a woman behind a computer at a large desk says: IT'S ALL VERY WELL “MAKING DISCOVERIES, - “SAVING LIVES" AND “IMPROVING THE WORLD," ROGER. BUT YOUR RESEARCH IS MAKING BARELY ANY IMPACT ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

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DuoLingo is now preaching the hard truth 🧂

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DuoLingo is now preaching the hard truth 🧂

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Screenshot of DuoLingo app with “Thieves own the banks” translated into Norwegian “Tyvene eier bankene” 

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Best description of my introversion

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Best description of my introversion

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I used to think I was introverted because I really liked being alone, but it turns out that I just like being at peace, and I am very extroverted around people who bring me peace.