beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Reay

Pulled into a Home Depot parking lot next to a guy I’m pretty sure is a hitman biding his time because he’s sitting in the driver’s seat allegedly *reading a newspaper*.

You know who does that?

NO ONE.

He’s a hitman and/or a psychopath. Those are the only options that explain this behaviour.