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Charlotte Walker

I got up and came downstairs and went to make some toast, but Tom said, “Shall we have some porridge??” as if doing so would be the naughtiest thing one could do on a weekend morning. What he meant of course was, “Please will you make me some porridge as I’m not sure how.” I don’t really know how to work the washing machine, so it evens out. We play to our strengths.

Feb 01, 2025, 09:59 AM·Public·Toot!
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Mel

@purplepadma It's never the wrong time to have porridge.

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