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@mayaisloading@beige.party"Your password is not strong enough"
It's ok, password, don't listen to them. You're perfect the way you are.
@mayaisloading Your password needs to hit the gym!
@mayaisloading remember Password, when someone is pissing you off, just count to 10.
Ok well 5 is good enough I guess
@mayaisloading My platform application complains every time I log in. "Your password does not meet minimum complexity requirements!" Coworkers rib me for it occasionally. Then I remind them it's nearly 40 characters long and while not containing symbols, it does contain 130 or so bits of entropy. Their password meeting the minimum requirements contains 30-40.
Then I have to explain what entropy is… and how permitting "Passw0rd!" wholly invalidates the minimum requirements.
@alice @mayaisloading Can I get a Tru840r in?
@Holir_ @mayaisloading Nope, but it'll work if you're emphatic enough about it. 
@alice @mayaisloading It's way easier for me to type '!!DrugsRemake70Wards' than 'lkr2xhnX', despite the first one being longer. Somehow this still surprises people. And then sometimes I run afoul of maximum character limits.
@mayaisloading HulkSmash123 is, in fact, quite strong, thankyouverymuch.
@mayaisloading Password: join the Dark Side, and only then you will know the true strength.
@mayaisloading "You don't need special characters to know that you are special, & if you need space then that's OK too."
Well, my password has been called not “unique enough” and then they pointed to other websites were they had seen it. Is it my fault I encourage my password to have a social life? 
@DevWouter @burnie slutshaming is very bad taste
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Yikes, that is dark. 
Although I don't recall doing it, which is not much of a guarantee, I know. I never realized how easy it was to do so. I thought I was stating an observation and never realized many people would consider it a judgment.
Thanks for making me aware.
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@mayaisloading And you should not use beefstew as a password -- It's just not stroganoff!
@mayaisloading it feels like every website needs the world's strongest password (24 chars, upper, lowercase, special chars, numbers, a poem about butt hairs) but my stupid online banking password can not have more than 5 characters wtf
@mayaisloading
password, are you the Men In Black, because I’ve forgotten you already
Send it to gym for a while.
@mayaisloading "oh password. Never change 
"
@mayaisloading giving your passwords a complex
@mayaisloading Youdonthaveenoughbadgestotrainme333$
@mayaisloading It's like that sinking feeling I get when asked to prove I am not a robot by pointing out all the grainy pictures containing curbs in them and I realize I may, indeed, not be able to prove I am not a robot.
***sigh***
@mayaisloading
Stop Password Shaming!!!
Your password skipped leg day!
@mayaisloading I'm a strong independent password who don't need no user
@mayaisloading
Sounds like they are looking for a really strong password to fight with and die as a true warrior.
@mayaisloading it's ok, password. I'm insecure too
@mayaisloading they have messed up standards anyways, even "strong" is not a strong enough password according to them
@mayaisloading but funny enough, when you hit them with random 100 chars with full ASCII and Latin-1 supplement, they usually can’t take it…
@mayaisloading You have a lot of special character
@mayaisloading my password spend most of is day at the gym 
@mayaisloading 
And THAT^^^ toot just now, Maya, is why I'm on the #Fediverse.