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“As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”
-Arthur Carlson
Best television line from 70s TV (and maybe ever).
@amiserabilist any google these days I want vetted by a non-AI entity
That's an actual event that happens in Yellville Arkansas. The writter is from Arkansas, his brother was a little Rock news reporter who covered the event a few times, Frank Bonner.
@glasspusher
Wild turkeys can fly because they're not obese like the fattened up factory farm turkeys. Look out below!
*8 Roger @NMBA @glasspusher yep. Lots of wild ones where I live. They don't fly often but they can when they want to.
@glasspusher
Those poor turkeys...
@drakenblackknight oh, no, they were fine. Every once in a while they’ll take flight
@glasspusher
I was referencing the WKRP Turkey Drop at the Pinedale Mall.
“They’re falling like sacks of wet cement!”
@glasspusher I lived there at that time and one of the turkey's fell on me and killed me dead
@ReticentTurnip sorry to hear that. Southern Ohio is a deadly place to live @Waitnwallflower
@glasspusher @Waitnwallflower Oh I'm still there I'm just not alive anymore, what with the turkey and all
@ReticentTurnip @Waitnwallflower
Have you tried Ressurectol
? Fast, temporary relief from death
@glasspusher @Waitnwallflower I'm going to try The Creation Museum first. They should be able to create a whole new me or some such.
@glasspusher Oh, The Horror!