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@DisposableHero yeah, he has less information about awake people. if this thing is actually about his list, it calls his whole concept of naughtiness into question. but then, I guess, why did we expect this being's morals to align with ours...

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@DisposableHero yeah, he has less information about awake people. if this thing is actually about his list, it calls his whole concept of naughtiness into question. but then, I guess, why did we expect this being's morals to align with ours...

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Welcome to my favorite holiday tradition: joylessly dissecting the lyrics of Christmas songs!

What information does Santa glean from watching us sleep? If the idea is that it’s naughty to fight bedtime, he could catch those kids while they’re awake. And it doesn’t say he _can_ see you, he just sees you while you’re sleeping. Like, always. Is there a naughty way to sleep? Seems more naughty to watch people sleep, tbh.

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Welcome to my favorite holiday tradition: joylessly dissecting the lyrics of Christmas songs!

What information does Santa glean from watching us sleep? If the idea is that it’s naughty to fight bedtime, he could catch those kids while they’re awake. And it doesn’t say he _can_ see you, he just sees you while you’re sleeping. Like, always. Is there a naughty way to sleep? Seems more naughty to watch people sleep, tbh.

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me on a trip: I’m gonna eat fewer sweets when I get home, so it’s ok to indulge a bit now

me after I get home: I’m gonna bake a cake for breakfast as self-care because this jet lag has been so tough

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me on a trip: I’m gonna eat fewer sweets when I get home, so it’s ok to indulge a bit now

me after I get home: I’m gonna bake a cake for breakfast as self-care because this jet lag has been so tough

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On this night, on this night, on this kinda Christmas night

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On this night, on this night, on this kinda Christmas night

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@ElleGray best I can do is Octodad https://youtu.be/AJKtJG7bDME?feature=s hared

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@ElleGray best I can do is Octodad https://youtu.be/AJKtJG7bDME?feature=s hared

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@NickGates @TechConnectify if you’re not enjoying the Fediverse, have you tried replicating my exact opinions and experiences? Maybe if you did things completely differently and wanted different outcomes…

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@NickGates @TechConnectify if you’re not enjoying the Fediverse, have you tried replicating my exact opinions and experiences? Maybe if you did things completely differently and wanted different outcomes…

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:geordi_no: avocado toast
:geordi_ye: miso pumpkin toast

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:geordi_no: avocado toast
:geordi_ye: miso pumpkin toast

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The real treasure was the Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp along the way.

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The real treasure was the Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp along the way.

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@skinnylatte I’m with you on this and would eat roti canai for breakfast every day. But also, kaya toast and the condensed milk kopi are both like 50% sugar.

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@skinnylatte I’m with you on this and would eat roti canai for breakfast every day. But also, kaya toast and the condensed milk kopi are both like 50% sugar.

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Loved finally meeting my wife’s extended family in Malaysia and Singapore, but saddened to leave and begin slowly drifting apart once again. It’s too bad we can’t stay in touch, but they’re on WhatsApp, we’re on Telegram. Truly, worlds apart.

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Loved finally meeting my wife’s extended family in Malaysia and Singapore, but saddened to leave and begin slowly drifting apart once again. It’s too bad we can’t stay in touch, but they’re on WhatsApp, we’re on Telegram. Truly, worlds apart.

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@RickiTarr I have half an idea that I almost deleted. But I’m maybe interested in an asynchronous/decoupled approach to a book club.

Like we lay out a handful of books, with hashtags for each, and then you post thoughts or questions whenever you find time to read.

I don’t like feeling like I have homework or a deadline, but I do like when I get to talk with people who are reading books I’ve already finished, or vice versa.

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@RickiTarr I have half an idea that I almost deleted. But I’m maybe interested in an asynchronous/decoupled approach to a book club.

Like we lay out a handful of books, with hashtags for each, and then you post thoughts or questions whenever you find time to read.

I don’t like feeling like I have homework or a deadline, but I do like when I get to talk with people who are reading books I’ve already finished, or vice versa.

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“mulcts” get outta here

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“mulcts” get outta here

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@sabrina@ioc.exchange I had to slide a puzzle piece into place today, and then it told me how long I took. Not clear if I should speedrun the next one or if that would make me seem less human

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@sabrina@ioc.exchange I had to slide a puzzle piece into place today, and then it told me how long I took. Not clear if I should speedrun the next one or if that would make me seem less human

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@breakfastgolem there’s an indelible je ne sais quois to your posts that transcends your rebrandings

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@breakfastgolem there’s an indelible je ne sais quois to your posts that transcends your rebrandings

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This is meant to make me choose your laptop, Google?

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This is meant to make me choose your laptop, Google?

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An ad for Google Chromebook that starts off boldly with “I spy…” and it’s like, yeah, that’s my main objection to your whole company, guy.

Full text:
“I spy...do you? Game more than
you thought you could with
Chromebook Plus, and crack the
code with GeForce NOW and
Cyberpunk 2077...if you can.”

It’s a reddit ad, fwiw.

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And in case you need me to say it: fuck that guy

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And in case you need me to say it: fuck that guy

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Kissinger? I am hardly even knowing her!

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Kissinger? I am hardly even knowing her!

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@StefanThinks The hard, the

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@StefanThinks The hard, the