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How many coins are trapped in some drawer in the wrong country, I wonder

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How many coins are trapped in some drawer in the wrong country, I wonder

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Worst fortune cookie ever.

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Worst fortune cookie ever.

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A photo cropped to show a thin, rectangular strip of paper, like you find in a fortune cookie. Except it’s actually the back side of an info sheet for cold medicine, and we start in the middle of a list of reasons to consult a doctor.

So it just comes right at ya with 

“You have pheochromocytoma (a rare tumour of the adrenal glands which sit above the kidneys).
• You have difficulty urinating due to an enlarged prostate gland.
• You have a chronic cough, asthma, chronic bronchitis or emphysema (disease of the lungs).
If you have serious skin reaction with this medicine, do not take it or any products containing
paracetamol or acetaminophen again. Doing so could cause you to have another serious skin reaction.
• You are pregnant, trying to become pregnant or breastfeeding.
Before taking this medicine, make sure you consult your doctor if you are taking any of the following:” (and then it cuts off due to my cropjob)

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@Neat_hot mostly people decided they didn’t wanna

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@Neat_hot mostly people decided they didn’t wanna

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Realized two and a half weeks into this three week trip that my toddler is not going to give me even one day to recover when we get home

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Realized two and a half weeks into this three week trip that my toddler is not going to give me even one day to recover when we get home

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Today’s mood

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Today’s mood

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An orangutan laying on a platform, cutely resting their head on their arms

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@LRRRonEarth oh god you just know he’s gonna cast himself as the guy who says “Warriors! Come out to plaaaaay!” I can already hear it

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@LRRRonEarth oh god you just know he’s gonna cast himself as the guy who says “Warriors! Come out to plaaaaay!” I can already hear it

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@LRRRonEarth would you trust this to Jon Favreau or Taika Waititi? Because I don’t believe there are any other filmmakers

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@LRRRonEarth would you trust this to Jon Favreau or Taika Waititi? Because I don’t believe there are any other filmmakers

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This is why you don’t do lambdas/serverless with Java

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This is why you don’t do lambdas/serverless with Java

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If the 4pm coffee kept me up until midnight, why can’t the 8am coffee get me past 10am?

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If the 4pm coffee kept me up until midnight, why can’t the 8am coffee get me past 10am?

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I hesitate to invoke the hashtag, but I am not succeeding in this search on my own.

#TootSEA: do you know of anywhere that sells clothing (preferably shorts) with the 100 Plus logo/branding on them? Thank you for your consideration 🙏

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I hesitate to invoke the hashtag, but I am not succeeding in this search on my own.

#TootSEA: do you know of anywhere that sells clothing (preferably shorts) with the 100 Plus logo/branding on them? Thank you for your consideration 🙏

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plums plums plums #nytxw
https://youtube.com/shorts/z4NvjlW3-aU?feature=share

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plums plums plums #nytxw
https://youtube.com/shorts/z4NvjlW3-aU?feature=share

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@katjabrinck that’s almost a year!!

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@katjabrinck that’s almost a year!!

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@LRRRonEarth surely a disintegrator or other ray weapon would risk fewer casualties. oh, _human_ casualties. nvm

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@LRRRonEarth surely a disintegrator or other ray weapon would risk fewer casualties. oh, _human_ casualties. nvm

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This has been lodged in my head for nearly 14 years.

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This has been lodged in my head for nearly 14 years.

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Train voice says: “Berhati-hati di ruang platform”
I hear: “We are happy-happy you are on the platform.”

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Train voice says: “Berhati-hati di ruang platform”
I hear: “We are happy-happy you are on the platform.”

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There’s something comforting about stepping into your lodging in Singapore and finding the same Ikea dish set you have, half a world away at home.
There’s also something saddening about it.

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There’s something comforting about stepping into your lodging in Singapore and finding the same Ikea dish set you have, half a world away at home.
There’s also something saddening about it.

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It’s banana pancakes with pumpkin today. Plus cream cheese frosting.

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It’s banana pancakes with pumpkin today. Plus cream cheese frosting.