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B Kahn

If you have some extra polar bear liver in your kitchen send some to RFK Jr. so he can protect himself against measles. One gram of polar bear liver contains enough Vitamin A to equal the amount that is toxic for a human, so please don't be stingy. Send him a nice half-pound steak at the very least. That's about 227 grams. Enjoy, Robert!

Mar 09, 2025, 08:46 PM·Public·Web
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A Flock of Beagles

@bkahn what if we just send him a burger full of arsenic and tell him it's a polar bear liver?

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