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#Monsterdon #Monsterdoners And here we are at the end of another #Monsterdon. Thanks to @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting. Until next week: Prepare to fix, helium heads!

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#Monsterdon #Monsterdoners And here we are at the end of another #Monsterdon. Thanks to @Taweret@octodon.social for hosting. Until next week: Prepare to fix, helium heads!

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Current earworm:

“Space pants!
Space pants!
My pants are
Space pants.
Do you see my pants?
No wait! You missed them.
My pants are a tour
Of the solar system.”

#Space_Pants #SNL

https://youtu.be/MwpmqMnngRk

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Current earworm:

“Space pants!
Space pants!
My pants are
Space pants.
Do you see my pants?
No wait! You missed them.
My pants are a tour
Of the solar system.”

#Space_Pants #SNL

https://youtu.be/MwpmqMnngRk

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@floofpaldi

With an agonizingly slow movement, the creature crouched down upon the rock.

“My master bade me to destroy you,” it rumbled, “but there is an energy about you. Something…familiar.”

Dartin pulled the gem from within his cloak. “It is because I possess this, a polished piece of rock from your realm.”

“You know of Islendaar?” The kagynth moved a little closer and sniffed him.

Dartin stood his ground. “I have been there, yes, and explored it from border to border.”

“Yeeeees, I can smell the pyzyr grasses on your cloak.” Its eyes narrowed. “What is your purpose here? I am bound to Mezil to protect him, so if your plan is to kill him—“

“No,” Dartin cut it off, “I have come to free you.”

“Free me? Even if you could do such a thing, why would you?”

“Because your mate asked me to, because your children need you, Luzui, because I am bound to your family now….” Dartin paused, then continued as shock played across the creature’s features. “And I will be honest, because Mezil killed everyone in my village, including my…my mate.”

Luzui made another longer, deeper sniff followed by a single word, “Paeraal.”

The kagynth moved back a little. “You speak truly. How would you free me?”

“A spell called Ancestors’ Reach. It will pain you, but if you agree, it will free you.”

Luzui replied, “Nothing can compare to my suffering so far at the hands of Mezil. Wield your magic.”

Dartin nodded and held out the gem. His voice was measured and steady as he recited the spell. At first nothing happened, but as he said Luzui’s name, the kagynth was bathed in a green glow. A growl moved from the creature’s chest to erupt from its mouth as the pain intensified. Before it became a shriek, it and the glow disappeared.

“It is done. You will now be able to remove that,” Dartin said, gesturing to Luzui’s neck.

Luzui slowly reached up to unlatch the metal collar. “This has been impossible before. If you have—“ It stopped abruptly upon seeing the collar, open, in its hand.

A wide, fierce grin full of malice and revenge spread across Luzui’s face as it turned its gaze toward Mezil’s fortress.

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@floofpaldi

With an agonizingly slow movement, the creature crouched down upon the rock.

“My master bade me to destroy you,” it rumbled, “but there is an energy about you. Something…familiar.”

Dartin pulled the gem from within his cloak. “It is because I possess this, a polished piece of rock from your realm.”

“You know of Islendaar?” The kagynth moved a little closer and sniffed him.

Dartin stood his ground. “I have been there, yes, and explored it from border to border.”

“Yeeeees, I can smell the pyzyr grasses on your cloak.” Its eyes narrowed. “What is your purpose here? I am bound to Mezil to protect him, so if your plan is to kill him—“

“No,” Dartin cut it off, “I have come to free you.”

“Free me? Even if you could do such a thing, why would you?”

“Because your mate asked me to, because your children need you, Luzui, because I am bound to your family now….” Dartin paused, then continued as shock played across the creature’s features. “And I will be honest, because Mezil killed everyone in my village, including my…my mate.”

Luzui made another longer, deeper sniff followed by a single word, “Paeraal.”

The kagynth moved back a little. “You speak truly. How would you free me?”

“A spell called Ancestors’ Reach. It will pain you, but if you agree, it will free you.”

Luzui replied, “Nothing can compare to my suffering so far at the hands of Mezil. Wield your magic.”

Dartin nodded and held out the gem. His voice was measured and steady as he recited the spell. At first nothing happened, but as he said Luzui’s name, the kagynth was bathed in a green glow. A growl moved from the creature’s chest to erupt from its mouth as the pain intensified. Before it became a shriek, it and the glow disappeared.

“It is done. You will now be able to remove that,” Dartin said, gesturing to Luzui’s neck.

Luzui slowly reached up to unlatch the metal collar. “This has been impossible before. If you have—“ It stopped abruptly upon seeing the collar, open, in its hand.

A wide, fierce grin full of malice and revenge spread across Luzui’s face as it turned its gaze toward Mezil’s fortress.

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I’ve given it thought, and it’s time to start looking elsewhere. So, if anyone hiring has a remote position for a teacher with a mixture of skills: teaching/training, technical writing, proj. mgmt, system administration, executive asst experience, and consulting, please feel free to DM me.

EDIT: Thank you so much to all who have boosted this. You are all awesome. 🦉

#jobsearch #jobhunting #fedihire #fedihiring

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I’ve given it thought, and it’s time to start looking elsewhere. So, if anyone hiring has a remote position for a teacher with a mixture of skills: teaching/training, technical writing, proj. mgmt, system administration, executive asst experience, and consulting, please feel free to DM me.

EDIT: Thank you so much to all who have boosted this. You are all awesome. 🦉

#jobsearch #jobhunting #fedihire #fedihiring