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It's midnight and I'm exhausted so you know what that means!.... Just did a psychometric test to find out which Star Trek TNG character I'm most like. The answer *may* surprise you....

Arratoon

@TheBreadmonkey Does that mean you get to spend seven years living with Lucy Liu!? 😍

@arratoon

I would literally cut off my own head to spend 7 years living with Lucy Liu. However there exists no parallel universe where someone like her could ever be truly happy with someone like me. And I suspect she would annoy me too after a while. With her yoghurt and whatnot.

@skinnylatte @arratoon

I am well aware of this. I assume this is the only reason we are not a Hollywood power couple.

@skinnylatte @arratoon

But it wasn't just that I was interested in. I think I basically fancy Joan Watson and want her in my life so we could solve crimes and get into scrapes.

@skinnylatte @TheBreadmonkey She likes women; I like women. We’ve got so much in common already!

@arratoon @skinnylatte

The important thing is how are you at solving baroque crimes?

@TheBreadmonkey @skinnylatte Can I get Tommy Gregson to help me?