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beige.party is one of the many independent Mastodon servers you can use to participate in the fediverse.
A home to friendly weirdos. The Grey Gardens of the Fediverse (but beige). Occasionally graphically cacographic. Definitely probably not a cult (though you'll never be 100% sure). Beige-bless 🙏

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Ben

Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.

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Log 🪵

@TheBreadmonkey Anyone else that only needs one want to go halfsies on a pair of electric pants?

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paul

@log @TheBreadmonkey

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?

Limp Bizkit
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@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey Leftovers. Or rightovers. Depends on which leg.

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