Can everyone please stop innovating. We're done. It's finished. We don't need electric pants or a dishwasher who's also your best friend. Social media spaghetti or a new wearable for your orifice. Just grow some wheat and make some bread. Talk to your children.
@TheBreadmonke
Things I want from a kettle: make water hot.
Things I do not want from a kettle: an engaging interactive experience.