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You can tell a lot about someone by the kind of restaurant they would open if someone forced them to drop everything and open a restaurant.

@HG this is a fun discussion!

My pipe-dream is "run away to Amsterdam and run a late night American BBQ food truck in the red-light district."

@RamenCatholic

What kind of American barbecue? It's a big and fractious country.

@HG ALL OF IT.

I'd want a home base to smoke meats, make sides & sauces, and whatnot. Then I'd load it on a food truck and serve it up street food style. Bun/Bowl + Protien + Sauce + Cheese/Coleslaw/whatever.

Dammit now I want a big ass bowl of fried okra and it's all your fault. It's not because I got really high during #Monsterdon . And fried okra is not easy to find in the middle of the night in Minnesotan suburbs, doncha know?

@LRRRonEarth you should punish HG or something for making me crave food I can't have right now.

@RamenCatholic

if you are in aberdeen, i will cook for you.

@amiserabilist if I ever make it out there I will take you up on that as long as you promise not to serve me haggis.

Dinner with an online friend in Scotland & a side-trip to Wales to nerd out in Portmeirion sounds like a fun vacation. Damn, I need to win the lottery.

@amiserabilist @RamenCatholic I think fucking haggis would burn you very badly.